Welcome… Take the Valentines Day Test Chaotic Valentine’s Day Quiz What’s Your Chaotic Valentine’s Day Personality? What’s your name? (Optional) What’s Your Ideal Valentine’s Day Setting? A cozy night in with snacks and Netflix. A fancy dinner under the stars. A wild party where everyone wears heart-shaped sunglasses. Hiding in a bunker until February 15th because love is a scam. How Do You Handle Public Displays of Affection (PDA)? I’m all about cuddles—bring it on! Only if it’s romantic, like a kiss at sunset. I’ll do it as long as there’s an audience to applaud. Nope. PDA gives me hives. Love should stay indoors. What’s Your Go-To Gift for Your Partner? Something handmade, like a heartfelt card or craft. Jewelry or something luxurious. A gag gift, like a singing fish or inflatable unicorn. Nothing. I think “presence” is more important than presents… unless they’re paying rent. If You Could Receive One Thing This Valentine’s Day, What Would It Be? A heartfelt letter or poem. Flowers and chocolate. A funny prank, like fake spiders in my bed. Peace and quiet—and maybe a restraining order from Cupid. What’s Your Favorite Way to Celebrate Love? Spending quality time together. Grand romantic gestures, like surprise trips. Laughing and being silly together. Ignoring the holiday entirely—it’s just capitalism in disguise. Your Date Trips During Dinner and Spills Wine Everywhere. What Do You Do? Help them up immediately—it’s no big deal. Sacrifice your napkin to clean up the mess. Shout, “Dinner and a show!” and laugh hysterically. Use their body as a human shield so you don’t get wine on yourself. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Submit Check out these Valentine’s Day essentials: Send flowers to your loved one! Stock up on snacks for your cozy night in! Set the mood with a Sandalwood + CBD candle! Relax with CBD gummies—perfect for Valentine’s Day! Explore more wellness products for relaxation! Need help sleeping? Visit www.greatsleeptips.com for free sleep tools and blogs to help you achieve better, more restful sleep.
